*Warning* This article is about cocks. *Warning*
On my blog I write about things that I’m passionate about, Professional things such as marketing, sales, management strategies, books, or self development programs that I enjoy or have benefitted from.
One of those things is a big blue pump covered in superglue called the bathmate. But I prefer to call him Elvis.
The bathmate/Elvis changed my life.
No bullshit. No hyperbole. No exaggeration.
It seems like such an awfully frivilous thing… a silly thing to focus on. The girth of my own dick.
It totally is. Totally. I am fully aware of how silly and un-necessary this is.
Yet. It still, is fucking awesome.
There is nothing as satisfying, nor will there ever be anything as satisfying to me as watching a girl who would normally just look at my very average dink with no expression whatsoever and un-enthusiastically put it in her mouth (okay i’m being a bit self depricating here) have her jaw drop and make a comment like
“ oh my word its like my wrist “
“ Golly this is not going to fit inside of me”
“There is no way that’s real”
Or my personal favorite
“ *silent respect for the silverback gorilla penis that is eminating from this short goofy jewish guy* “
Just before she gets the beefcock.
Not to mention, the way they brag about it to their friends and family.
“Mom, I think I am getting married to this guy with the bathmate beefcock.”
(okay maybe not that last one)
But seriously. You have the manual exercises, you have the sizegenetics or x4 extenders.
That’s one thing.
But the bathmate…
When you can condition your cock to the point where you can tolerate using the bathmate with an erection… your dicks gonna get way more huger than you’ve ever seen it before.
It’s a truly epic thing.
It’s epic for the same reason that people take steroids.
When you take steroids… you go from being an average dude, with average muscles… to a steroids dude with big muscles, a big sex drive, big mood swings, big acne… (okay lets just focus on the muscles because that’s why guys take them)
That’s why bodybuilders literally kill themselves for the gainze. It’s awesome… and kind of hilarious.
The bathmate is basically nandrolone decoanate (thats fancytalk for deca for you peasant non bb’ers out there) for your dick.
You condition your dick to become accustomed to using the bathmate by following a program of linear progression (use it with a flaccid for short period of time and graduate to full erection over a period of time while listening to your body.)
Your dick will grow permanently but also you will have this hilariously comical pumped up dinkerchief that you can take into the bedroom to surprise the woman of your dreams with.
Or you can do it before going out to the club and have a massive bulge which when girls grab it they will have their eyes bug out.
What a treat.
Here’s my affiliate link if you want to grab any of the bathmate’s.
Here’s another one for the sizegenetics too just in case…
Also I am releasing a program on growing your dick permanently on my group tea with brad called ‘becumming the beefcock.’
Because lets be fuckin’ real… with porn being the way it is today… and women being as loose as they are… it’s nice to know that you’re packin a tubesteak in your levi’s.
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